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Quiver Dick's Terrible Tale For Terrible Parents To Read To Their Equally Terrible Children Download 100mb Pc

Quiver Dick's Terrible Tale For Terrible Parents To Read To Their Equally Terrible Children Download 100mb Pc


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About This Game

From the creative minds that brought you Metal as Phuk and The Chronicles of Quiver Dick, Crankage Games brings you another hilarious tale with brand new characters alongside familiar faces in this boner-inducing joyride of epic proportions! Play as Mary the Fairy, a cannibalistic, foul-mouthed pixie in an even more foul-mouthed world, as she embarks on a journey to find her purpose in life and a new place to call home!

Features:


  • Relaxing, streamlined linear story!
  • Constant laughs from start to finish!
  • No pointless battles! This is a pure story-driven visual novel!
  • LOADS of hidden easter eggs to find while exploring!
  • Added replayability with three awesome alternate endings for you to unlock!
  • Awesome music to provide the perfect atmosphere!
  • Be a part of history! Crankage Games, we support our fans! Don't be surprised if you find your name added into future games!
  • Steam Achievements (Coming Soon)
  • Trading Cards (When Valve Approves)

A Message From Crankage Games


We would just like to say that we appreciate any and all support that we've received along the way from Streamers, Youtubers, Friends, and Fans all around the world. Our games have sold in over 100+ countries and thanks to you, it has become a favorite among many Comedy RPG fans worldwide. We want you to understand how important you are and how much we appreciate your feedback. We've learned a lot over time and we continue to improve and grow every day. As we expand, our games will be bigger, better, and much more frequent. One thing that we can always guarantee is that we will do our damnedest to make you smile. This game, much like the rest, is meant to brighten up a cloudy day and shine some sun on those who could use an escape from stress and hard times. All we want is to make you laugh, make you smile, and help you enjoy life like you deserve.

From the bottom of our hearts, we thank you for everything and we hope that you enjoy your time playing our games. Please let us know what you think, as we love reading your comments and hearing your feedback!


- Crankage Games 7ad7b8b382



Title: Quiver Dick's Terrible Tale For Terrible Parents To Read To Their Equally Terrible Children
Genre: Adventure, Indie
Developer:
Crankage Games
Publisher:
Crankage Games
Release Date: 26 Oct, 2018



English




This is one of the funniest games I have played. The others are the rest in the collection.. I was not sure what I getting myself into when I purchased the Crankage Games bundle. I was shocked and horrified that I went my entire life not playing these games! The humor and wit delivered in this game is unmatched. I was laughing the entire time. It was the most fun I have had playing a game in quite awhile! I love the old school look and feel of the Quiver♥♥♥♥♥♥ I can't wait to play the other games by this amazing Dev!. This game fits the perfect need for a shorter game that a person can play and enjoy. The humor and hilarious antics of Mary the Fairy made everyone's night. Highly recommend for anyone who enjoys innuendo and a good time. Well made and enjoyable from start to finish!. I seriously adore this developer!! He deserves all the love and support! As far as the game goes, it's is a shorter game, but worth the change that it costs! Be warned though, it has some major adult themes, so this is very much not for children, maybe even not for teens.... But if you are a consenting adult and you find adult humor hilarious, than you will really enjoy this game! Go!! Buy it now!!!. this game was bad, it did not go anywhere, have a good story line, and the ending was bad!!!!. FUNNIEST. GAME. EVERRRRR

:-). What can I say, another brilliant, witty fun little RPG with laughs throughout and all for under \u00a31, Excellent Value! Crankage Games, you my friend are a comedy genius! Bring on the 3rd Quiver\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665game!


Happy Holidays! We now have a Patreon!:
Good news everyone and Happy Holidays to all!

We've been asked for a while now if we'll ever set up a Patreon, and now we've finally got one!

If you'd like to support what we do to ensure we can continue putting out comedy games in the future, then we'd like to support you right back!

  • Want a twitter shoutout for your contribution? Sure.
  • Want to enter Giveaways on twitter? You got it.
  • Want to ask Quiver D!ck a question and have it answered in a custom comic strip posted on Patreon and Twitter, (As well as featured in an upcoming new episode of The Chronicles of Quiver D!ck?) You can ask him ANYTHING you want!

But it doesn't end there! Not only do we have options for all of the above for those who choose to support us going forward, but there's ALSO the potential for your name to be listed in a link RIGHT on the title screen of The Chronicles of Quiver D!ck along with your social media, channel links, or anything else you'd like people to see!

Like I said, you want to support us? Well we want to show you that we appreciate you just as much as you appreciate us!

You can find our Twitter links and Patreon below!

Happy Holidays everyone!

- Crankage Games


https://www.patreon.com/CrankageGames

https://twitter.com/CrankageGames. 12 Hours Until Official Launch!:
It's coming, and it's coming HARD, ladies and gentlemen!
October 26th, 10:00 AM PST.





- Crankage Games
. Deported (New Game by Crankage Games) has officially released!:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/965830/Deported_Drain_the_Swamp/

Deported: Drain the Swamp has officially released!. 12 Hours Left! 6 Game Bundle Sale Ending!:
12 hours left until the 6 Game Vulgar Comedy RPG Bundle Sale ends!
Less than $10 gets you:
Metal as Phuk
The Chronicles of Quiver Dick
Quiver Dick's Terrible Tale For Terrible Parents To Read To Their Equally Terrible Children
Damned Daniel
Deported: Drain the Swamp
Deported 2: Build That Wall

https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Terrible_Metal_as_Ph...

https://twitter.com/CrankageGames/status/1125246551612219392. Crankage Games Bundle On Sale Nearly 50% Off!:
You can now grab all 6 of our Comedy Adventures in the bundle below for a drastically reduced price to celebrate the coming holidays!

https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Terrible_Metal_as_Ph...

Thank you all for your support and we hope you enjoy our games!

- Crankage Games. October 26th Quiver Dick's Terrible Tale!:
We're back! You can find our previous games below, such as Metal as Phuk, and The Chronicles of Quiver Dick!

https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Metal_as_Phuk_Chroni...

See you on October 26th, 2018!

- Crankage Games. Deported 2: Build That Wall is live!:

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