Country Song For Man

Steve loved his tongue

Cleaned her after lunch

Girls liked that it was a girl

Steve licked the chocolate

And steve licked the petals 

And Steve turned his back on his old cardboard town

To try his tongue’s luck in Vegas

Where the taste of freedom was all. 

Spotlights to nurse him, 

Gene Simmons to curse him, 

Till one day a taste was no taste at all... 

Don’t stick your tongue in light sockets

You’re in for a big surprise

As sure as I am singing on the holy cable 

For that water baloon in the sky. 

Now sometimes you know, 

And sometimes you don’t 

That you’re moving at the speed of light. 

Like rolling at the craps table,

Brains fried in so-called young and ables 

Gonna do right all day, 

To do wrong all night 

Don’t stick your tongue in light sockets

You’re in for a big surprise

As sure as I am singing on the holy cable 

For that water baloon in the sky. 

In 2025, the boys and girls try 

To not hear the rhyme of the syllabi 

Teacher knows in her heart, a story not smart

When she was sleeping with Steve and he licked her heart 

As Steve stepped out of another jacuzzi, 

She gave it her all and it was a doozie, 

She said 'I met Humpty Dumpty, upon the brick wall

He said "They put me back together and I'm feeling back together and I'm put feeling put back and together I'm together back and..." 

But steve try his tongue’s luck in Vegas

Where the taste of freedom was all. 

Spotlights to nurse him, 

Nurses to spotlight him, 

Till one day a taste, made the people cry... 

That rhymed with the word 'syllabi' a little while ago,

It was just too smart for you to get... 

Don’t stick your tongue in light sockets

You’re in for a big surprise

As sure as I am singing in Norwood District Public School’s auditorium 

For that water balloon in the sky...