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Addressing the multitudes
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I am playing around to figure out how to leave comments for everyone. I don't quite understand the definitions of 'discussions', 'comments', 'blogs'. So pardon me if I send stuff to individuals when…

Started this discussion. Last reply by Bobby Z Jan 8.

Deleting Songs
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I do not believe you can delete a song in the quick add thingy. You have to use the 'Momma' add song page that allows you to add/delete 4 songs at a time. From the Home page, Add Content gets you the…

Started this discussion. Last reply by Mr Ted Scarf Jan 9.

Flush

Flush by Ted Scarf I saw your curves when You wore a straight flush I couldn't stand losin' But I'd stay for the rush You set the ante And dealt me an Ace I bet a twenty And put on a face You chuc…

Started Oct. 19, 2009

Media Darlings in Plastic Shoes

media, media I can't read ya I don't need ya Who's gonna feed ya what didja do digeridoo the medium is the kazoo up the wazoo into your jelly belly your jelly jelly belly right to your forehead your…

Started Sep. 8, 2009

 

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h total shit its been a bad week for crazy people. many levels of crazy but i wonder if people should live so confined together, that seems to be even more crazy. those small towns are startin to look goood and better to get away from the craziness…
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clever. sounds like a bit of a western themein there. possibly from a whole heap of exposure to all them cheap cowboy flicks played out of the us in the 60's and 70's i seem to remember as a kid the most painfully dull documentaries on the canadian…
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Mike Bolwell and Mr Ted Scarf are now friends
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Westerns

Yes, living in a small town I was privy to the worst Westerns, Audie Murphy, John Wayne, etc. It's a good thing they didn't stereotype the Injuns (Redskins... after all, murder is a sport). Now that army guy's up for killing two girls, maybe more. Imagine that, an Army guy a murderer. Next we'll have fat guys cooking food!

Posted on February 10, 2010 at 3:49pm — 1 Comment

Mr Ted Scarf

509 characters of 512, Round Trip

While splitting hairs in the awkward dark of dusk, we combed out a part, layered a braid, broke a pony tail, and ironed out an afro. Left
with serious bedhead, we grasped the headboard and took a wild ride
across the prairie, up the foothills, through the great divide to the
other side. Realizing we had left the stove on, we backtracked,
backpacked the pony trail, zig-zagged the foothill moguls, sailed
across the wheat, bounced vigorously on the m

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Posted on February 9, 2010 at 5:22pm — 1 Comment

Mr Ted Scarf

The Prize

My brother often said 'pay attention'
I realize now that he was paying attention
Opportunities present themselves
Often in the shadows
Blatancy eludes them
And us

So stuff happens
Doesn't make sense
Creativity is juxtaposition
Of unobvious stuff

Even creativity can be blind
Serendipity is a gift
Just to remind us of the surprise
The prize

Ted Scarf

Posted on January 9, 2010 at 5:24pm —

Mr Ted Scarf

Poetry and Noxious Gasses

Poetry should never be in the same room as oxygen. Noxious gasses will most certainly collect, and sophisticated people will drool on their fetching sweater vests.

Posted on January 3, 2010 at 12:00pm — 1 Comment

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At 4:27pm on March 10, 2010, Bobby Z said…
speakin of dumplings...i recommend the eccentric writings of brian A (on this site).he actually wrote a poem about dumplings and i dont know why...maybe he's more eccentric than i thought. anyway when the aliens arrive i imagine they will bring many weird foods just for you and other artsy types who crave variety. personally i dont suffer your fear of brussel sprouts. i find them weird and tasting not so much like cabbage but interesting nonetheless unlike this comment which is dragging on like a painful dickens novel. (i imagine he liked his sprouts)
At 3:54pm on March 10, 2010, Mr Ted Scarf said…
Yes, I'm in survival mode. I didn't collect enough nuts, berries and Yorkshire Pudding to get through the whole winter. I yearn for Yorkshire Pudding, all I get are Potato Pancakes or Dumplings. I hate Dumplings, Thin Gruel is a delicacy compared to Dumplings. Brussel Sprouts are another, tiny Evil clones of the Nefarious Cabbage. The CIA of vegetables. In fact, vegetables are like emotions in that there aren't enough good ones. Have some fun with that, girls...
At 5:33pm on February 24, 2010, Bobby Z said…
all these things are obvious and the lake dries up in winter. however the boaters wont expect a vast dumping of chamowows. however if i can arrange a takeover of the congo and nigeria i can probably get the financing. those countries squander most of their oil revenues anyway and i think the shamwows are reusable so we can ship them over to africa and clean that place up. its messy and needs a quicker picker upper or two anyway
At 7:59pm on February 23, 2010, Bobby Z said…
well its not actually on a lake. there seems to be a neighbourhood in the way and the neighbours are definetly onto me and most girls get scared off and someone always calls the c............
At 7:57pm on February 23, 2010, Bobby Z said…
hiding from the juvenile rants of this website is understandable but youll still get your profitsharing. of course that means you can rent hotchicks and bring them to my lakeside hovel. the neighbours wont dig my nudist colony take on things though.........fuck em
At 12:30pm on February 22, 2010, Bobby Z said…
P.S.- mike bolwell added a tune and its cool and fun as usual. smokin guitar. i like it..ciao
At 12:28pm on February 22, 2010, Bobby Z said…
oh no...there are adds coming up on your webpage for super absorbent towels and... gulp....shamwows. the poor little artificial intelligence people are following us all around looking to be our friends but they are being held hostage and used as pawns for the shamwow people and others. how to resue them. kinna like breaking into the death star in star wars 1.
At 11:00am on February 5, 2010, Mike Bolwell said…
Hi ya Ted, I know what ya mean, the cat chewed through my nice 5.1 speaker wires and I went and bought $20 speakers and now do all my mixing on those. I fear my ears might explode if I heard my tunes on anything else these days, it takes me back to my punk days with the old Traynor amps at the Turning Point bar.
At 2:52am on February 5, 2010, Bobby Z said…
magic erasers? what are they? somehow i think your secretly plotting against me by mysteriously knowing my weaknesses. there is only one way that this is possible.
yes ive already figured it out (cos im so clevah) that you must be one the reptilian, mind reading , mind controlling,flying lizard people with genetically corrupt DNA originating in ancient sumeria in 6,000 bc dropped offf from another world or imporisoned here on purpose for their dark ways. its not so unbelievable..(see david icke.com, he never lets me down.............................. fuck did i wander again
At 1:53am on February 4, 2010, Bobby Z said…
now im too fascinated and ill need to see that sponge on the counter all the time staring at me in hopes the little bastard will at least come to life , even for a small time just to give me reassurance. somehow i think this is going to far but apparently a lot of therapy hasnt helped and this whole thing just gets deeper. its inevitable something will come up with the swiffer jet again and ive already got two.
 
 

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