Mr Ted Scarf's Page

hey.......your on the money again ,talkin but tuff realities...but we got nothin on the past...i just watched the entire series...history of britain....way more savage than poetry.....the end of the story was aboiut george orwell taking on the system thru writing....thats what writers do...maybe you could publish stuff as nasty as his and put the heat to the evil empire .......cool

hey i guess yer doin other things,,,but im startin my own site called crazy poets.........an idea i stole from marcus ohara when in days past me and brian did the bar scene....marcus sneared like a hieana when he called us the crazy poets....that arrogant cokehead bastard is off the scene now and brian doesnt miss em....his sister was interested in me...i should have gone after her...turns out shes good friends with danny lanois....but im sure every musician wants that connection but actually gettin the guy to work with some small time players usually proves to be just a fantasy..im sure hes busy.....anyway im lookin for people to rant with when i get the site up,,,,contributions however weird are welcome.....look for crazy poets this month

just kidding im a drunken writer except for that really weird shit i sent during a blackout phase when i was in caledon . a town made extremely dark by its being implicated in the crazy white mans planet rape...dont they know its more cost effective to mine the asteroid belts and build a ring world that they can lease out to fuckin bARNEY THAT purple reptilian love bastard slither head(id prefer leatherhead cos im secretly gay, no im secretly beyond gay. and that is just so fucking gay. just because you have glorious cigarette voice doesnt mean u can take advantage of my sensitive nature,,,,ok u can take advantage of my sensitive nature but only if u let me rub cocoa butter on your head the shark like bristles would feel so good on my.............ok u drive a hard bargain like hard and rough like in the marines motherfuckin tough and i forgot to tell you i met john wayne that makes me really tough and i mean like really tough............and sensitive

what the fuck?

hello its scotty so naughty posing as bobby z or rather bobby zagerman super secret cia mossad jewish business guy. hope ur groovy and comin up with great tunes and weird video. a friend bbought me a loptop for 500 bucks. this lil bitch would have cost can over 2 grand 5 yrs ago.. i eveen bought a camera for 89 bucks cos they have come down in price but way more sophisticated and powerful than stuff i saw from ten yrs ago . sadly some weirdo stole it at the bar whwn me and brian weree out in guelph on saturday night.. sum sneaky bastard slipped it off my belt but ive discovedrede my 59 dollar phone can hold an hour of memory for videos as compared to the camera which held 2 hrs. so 30 dollars difference means an hour of storaage...cool. so im gonna start dumping drunk and retaaded film like twisted german underground industrial art genre all filmed with the most depressing charachter at the ugliest dismal abandode bomb making factories last run by n**** in ww 2.. how dark. i will finally get respect i hope. which i dont expect anymore but that would be nice.... and then i can ssuck up to rich people who have business connexions in the corporat world and get large corp contracts.. i turned with jaymz bee from clrt and he got 35 hundred bucks a night simply for promoting smirnoff vodka...p;lus hes tightf with rich underhill and they get endless factor grant from factor to produce other peoples shit which costs virtually nothing these days so they knock off a tune and charge like a thousand bucks for a few hours work.. im very tight with rich and hes tight with factor so i can help u get production grants and get paid good. id ask brian but fucking thinks im an idiot for having thesee connections and i dont allow that negativty anymore

p.s. if we fast forwarded to midnite we would miss this most delicious illustrious negative experience called primitive planet shitfuck..an intergalactic kegger orgy of greed fear and loathing..........oh well im just now dropping out of crazy white society to work for the labour union..........money cant buy me love but i can afford lawyers for one i tell people to fuck off

guess youve disappeared for awhile. ah well no worries youve contributed enough wordage to write a cool book..probably more clever than most of the shit ive seen out there...all we need is publicity.....just something simple and natural like nude people running down bay street waving lazy poets banners and slipping in a drunken mess in front of starbucks

diddle daddle fiddle faddle...............more silly craziness as insane dark worldroles on.......i was thinkin it might be cool if we all made friends with the darkness..obviously its smart enough to hold back our civilization by thousands of years since it decided to park on what they probably saw as a beutiful planet...i think they must channel thru the wealthy and enjoy beautiful country settings and moody classical music............ciao

hey i have a revelation...........it would be so simple to get 5 idiots together to buy love farm for hot chicks...maybe even fat chicks..................and some token swedish nannies........ive none some...........they look odd. but thats okay...cos theyre socialists...............