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I am playing around to figure out how to leave comments for everyone. I don't quite understand the definitions of 'discussions', 'comments', 'blogs'. So pardon me if I send stuff to individuals when…

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Deleting Songs
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I do not believe you can delete a song in the quick add thingy. You have to use the 'Momma' add song page that allows you to add/delete 4 songs at a time. From the Home page, Add Content gets you the…

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Flush

Flush by Ted Scarf I saw your curves when You wore a straight flush I couldn't stand losin' But I'd stay for the rush You set the ante And dealt me an Ace I bet a twenty And put on a face You chuc…

Started Oct. 19, 2009

Media Darlings in Plastic Shoes

media, media I can't read ya I don't need ya Who's gonna feed ya what didja do digeridoo the medium is the kazoo up the wazoo into your jelly belly your jelly jelly belly right to your forehead your…

Started Sep. 8, 2009

 

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Here's a bit of presampler fly-in fun that copyright lawyers would love. watch the volume, it's a nasty intro.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSDDaRPEgEA

Posted on August 11, 2010 at 5:00pm —

Mr Ted Scarf

Please Make it Stop



Like a pillow on my face, you love me unconditionally.


as long as I still suck on air, you`re gonna be there.


my lungs will fill, until.


I chill on the windowsill, fresh air in my face.


… Continue

Posted on May 16, 2010 at 11:39am —

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Ted Scarf_Houdini Ballet Company_In Another Bind Again

Ted and Harry get down with each other's, uh, never mind...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEeVAOCqrKo

Posted on May 15, 2010 at 8:08am —

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Don't Start, Don't Finish - By Ted Scarf

Just stay in the race
It`s not to win

It`s not to lose

Noone to blame

Or lay claim

The point is the end of the pencil

What`s your excuse?

Try too hard

Lose a card

What if

We shift

Lift a gift

Take a wiff

Give a shit

Lift a gift

Love a myth

Mow a lawn

Trim a tree

Limit free

Cross a border

Duty free

Board a plane

First class

Action suit

… Continue

Posted on April 28, 2010 at 2:33pm — 1 Comment

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At 5:39pm on August 9, 2010, Bobby Z said…
p.s. if we fast forwarded to midnite we would miss this most delicious illustrious negative experience called primitive planet shitfuck..an intergalactic kegger orgy of greed fear and loathing..........oh well im just now dropping out of crazy white society to work for the labour union..........money cant buy me love but i can afford lawyers for one i tell people to fuck off
At 5:36pm on August 9, 2010, Bobby Z said…
guess youve disappeared for awhile. ah well no worries youve contributed enough wordage to write a cool book..probably more clever than most of the shit ive seen out there...all we need is publicity.....just something simple and natural like nude people running down bay street waving lazy poets banners and slipping in a drunken mess in front of starbucks
At 4:12pm on July 23, 2010, Bobby Z said…
diddle daddle fiddle faddle...............more silly craziness as insane dark worldroles on.......i was thinkin it might be cool if we all made friends with the darkness..obviously its smart enough to hold back our civilization by thousands of years since it decided to park on what they probably saw as a beutiful planet...i think they must channel thru the wealthy and enjoy beautiful country settings and moody classical music............ciao
At 7:02pm on July 5, 2010, Bobby Z said…
hey i have a revelation...........it would be so simple to get 5 idiots together to buy love farm for hot chicks...maybe even fat chicks..................and some token swedish nannies........ive none some...........they look odd. but thats okay...cos theyre socialists...............
At 5:08pm on June 25, 2010, Bobby Z said…
yes i figure thats my mission ......to celebrate life and love and curvy bottoms.......and round melons..........the human body is a miraculous thing...........
it faithfully churns out poo poos... turds of wonder , a bolus filled kaleidoscope of glee..........oops silly tangent.......
At 5:04pm on June 25, 2010, Bobby Z said…
well ive been unwasted on chaep wine for a month......no booze to candy coat the brain.......just feelin up the pain surface that nasty black crap out.......learnin to release the negativity might be a good next hit tune..........you could send it off to super psychic sylvie brown and then tour the talk show circuit with your horse "clay" and the warblemeister technopop band.........ewwh...i have no booze but sleep deprivation.........so i still dont make real world sense.........
At 12:29pm on June 17, 2010, Bobby Z said…
p.s. publish my drunken meltdowns in the lazy poets best of collection. im petitioning for olivia neutron jamstoned lesbo tunes only.
At 12:27pm on June 17, 2010, Bobby Z said…
alphabetical or numerical i have focused on disorder .....and even focused on non-focus.
as for money makin ideas and dreamin em up, thats one thing but puttin boots on the ground and gettin er done as the marines new slogon goes. except in this 3rd dimensional shitfuck world even the marines cant hold cheesy lil iraq with a trillion or more dollars. money i could have launched endless organic farms for hot young single moms and formed enough hot angst ridden chick bands to simply take over the world. how obvious and simple is that
At 12:37pm on June 16, 2010, Bobby Z said…
ewwh guess my minds a little complicated.....been flyin thru the clouds high on red wine for ten years.....blissful but toxic.....ironic that i was using something that clouds my mind in order to clear the clouds from my mind.........maybe theres something in there that i might be overlooking
anyway got my brain stuffed back in my head to avoid forcible confinement and povertitty...............................................ciao
At 11:10pm on May 21, 2010, Bobby Z said…
what was i on about................that wine thing has to much sugar for one right brain to handle......silly me......i dont think your poem bugged me iwas acting like apirate......past lifetime or too much tv
probably tv

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